Copy Machine Jokes

Copy machines can be frustrating at times. (That’s why it’s important to find the one that’s RIGHT FOR YOU) As seen in the below video, they can legitimately drive a person mad.

Our philosophy is rather than cry, why not laugh instead? So, without further ado, here are a few copy machines jokes.

A new employee was working overtime. As he was leaving the office at
7 p.m., he found the Company President standing in front of a paper shredder with a document in his hand and a confused look on his face.

"Listen," said the President, "this is a very sensitive and vital document, and my secretary left at five. Can you make this thing work?"

"My please," said the new employee.

Excited at the opportunity to kiss up to his boss, the new employee turned the machine on, inserted the document, and pressed the start button.

"Fantastic!" said the President, as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "Now, I just need one copy…"

Not your cup of tea? How’s this one…

Several years ago we had a rather ditsy intern. One day the poor kid was
typing up a document and turned to a secretary and said, “I'm almost out of typing paper. What should I do?”
“Just use copier machine paper,” she told responded.

So the poor intern got up from his desk, took his last remaining blank piece of typing With that, the intern took his last piece of typing paper, put it in the copy machine, and proceeded to make a dozen blank copies.

Nothing? Well if you didn’t like that, you can always just go watch the video eight more times…